Webmaster Gifts

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Shouldn't we refer to visits to out website as something other than hits?'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'I used to be a guru but I needed a real job so now I'm a WEBMASTER!'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

The anti-social network: 'So you want me to help you create an anti-social network?'

Always the webmaster, Bob works to increase his hits.

'I'm a defense attorney, so I'm afraid the term, 'Killer Customer Service' shouldn't be on my site.'

Webmaster's sign says: 'Access Denied: Offline Due to Lunch.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"At left tackle, Bruno Jablowski. At right tackle, Brock Jones. At webmaster, Orville Barnes..."

"I realize you're just the team's webmaster, but we're short a few players. So, go get a uniform on!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

allovertheplace.com

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

Wifi Peacock

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."