Page Master Gifts

'What are books?'

Out and In.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

National Coffee Day

InOutYada Yada.

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"FISH ON"

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'