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'What are books?'

Out and In.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

National Coffee Day

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

InOutYada Yada.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"FISH ON"

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.