Silent Webmaster Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Don't even think about it."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Plug Me In Stupid

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

'Okay - Who built this site?'

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.