Silent Comic Gifts

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The Family Joules: Part 22

Buster Keaton

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Jim Carrey,

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Fearless Frog Part 19

John Cleese.

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."