Silent Comic Gifts

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"