Silent Webmaster Pillows

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Plug Me In Stupid

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Okay - Who built this site?'

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"