Silent Strategist Pillows

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'It's a silent protest.'

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"I have very expressive eyes."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

'It's not for security. The boss hates for cellphones to go off during his meetings.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"I'm saying nothing."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"No. I can still see you."

Street trader tricking police.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."