Web Content Manager Gifts

Web Content Management

Hate Platforms

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Diner is served

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Computer Address Book.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."