Communication Master Gifts

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

Couples' therapy

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Harold, you've changed."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

WHO checklist

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

There's a real disconnect going on here.

"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

Like.

"I can't believe you made it past our bitch receptionist."

How to Do Small Talk??!!