Communication Guru Gifts

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

'In addition to our web, radio/tv and print advertising, we'd like you to add word of mouth. We feel you're the one for the job.'

Communikations Semminar.

"Great leadership is about listening to everyone, not just the people who agree with you."

A great coach is good at listening...

Create some buzz!

"Hi - I'm in the vein."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

The Invention Of Marketing

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

Cavemen communicating via smoke signals

"Did you get the e-mail about the phone call I instagrammed you about?"

The Thinker. The Listener

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"So my last suggestion wasn't much help, then?"

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'When I asked for 110%, I didn't mean for everyone of you to give 10%

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

'If we are to have effective communication with our partner organisations, it's probably best if we do not use text messaging.'

'While you were out, we went to multimedia messaging that makes notes like this obsolete.'

'I'm not jumping. This is the only place I have a clear signal.'

What men say/what men really mean.

Video speaking.

The effectiveness of e-mails

Blah blah blah

There's a real disconnect going on here.

In search of a newspaper, an easterner walks into an Arizona bar...

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