Communication Geek Gifts

"It's no use, the signal's too weak"

Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Twitter censorship

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals

Mobile

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"I think we're too late - that just says 'Sent from my camp fire'."

A cell phone is almost dead but certainly buried. The screen says:' CUL8R!'

Communication.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'

'It says, 'Please continue to hold ... ''

'Sloppy Beaver says he lost his phone!'

Smoke signals.

Campaign for Plain English

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"National security adviser"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Letter Collecting Nerd

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'