Communication Geek Gifts

"It's no use, the signal's too weak"

Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'

'I'll send a Tweet.'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Twitter censorship

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals

Mobile

"Its says 'No, you hang up first'!"

"We don't know, we can't understand a word he says."

"Sports analogies can be a useful tool in sales pitches, but try something other than hotdog eating contests."

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"I think we're too late - that just says 'Sent from my camp fire'."

A cell phone is almost dead but certainly buried. The screen says:' CUL8R!'

Communication.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'

'It says, 'Please continue to hold ... ''

'Sloppy Beaver says he lost his phone!'

Smoke signals.

ARGHHH! Can you be more specific?

Ah, that explains it. This whole argument happened because you couldn't see the smiley-face emoji in my word balloon over the phone.

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Campaign for Plain English

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

This Message Has No Content

"National security adviser"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Create some buzz!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."