Miscommunication Master Gifts

Communication Breakdowns

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

'Personnel said I should see you about getting into the office pool.'

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

When I said, Do you want to go out> I meant to pee, not on a date.

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."