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Communication Breakdowns

'What? You said court-appropriate attire!'

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

'Did you get a chance to change the clocks yet?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"