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'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

Text Culture

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Target your message

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers