Miscommunication Maestro Gifts

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

Text Culture

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"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Communication Breakdowns

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'She's throwing a dinner party - Just for me...'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Wait, I've got it! This ad is going to actually say something! Now, what will it say?'