Misinterpretation Maestro Gifts

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Pictionary at the Rorschachs'.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Children playing in the street

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"My audio is okay, but my video is kind of sore"