Misidentification Maestro Gifts

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Children playing in the street

"Hello?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Business Vacation.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

'Where are the kids?'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Nest building

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate