Misidentification Maestro Prints

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Streaming"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Children playing in the street

"Hello?"

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Business Vacation.

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Where are the kids?'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'