Miscommunication Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"

"This is not sex, Mr. Fradkin. 'No' means 'no'."

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"I thought you were my gay best friend."

"I've heard they can be quite painful."

"No, I said, 'You turn here', not, 'U-Turn here'."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'No, no... I said your wife has multiple organisms... not orgasms! This is not a good thing.'

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

'I KNOW the nurses said they would love to see the back of you, Mister Gilroy but...'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I meant the dog!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'