Code Master Gifts

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Never before have so many relied on so few IT people.'

The shining light of open-source software.

Evolution Exam Results.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Quiz for dogs.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Good Luck!

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"How'd I do on the test?"

I love Basketball.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Run in the Family

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.