Code Maestro Gifts

Algorithm Oh Blues Bar

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Text Culture

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Target your message

"My best friend is my phone."

Painting

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"I think I'm lost."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

Remorse code

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Titian

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'