Morse Code Maestro Gifts

Remorse code

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Text Culture

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Target your message

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The merger hits a snag.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Cool game!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Just Merged.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'I play heavy metal.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

Roberto Mancini

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"Try S instead of L."

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."