Morse Code Aficionado Gifts

'Does anybody know how to spell Mayday, three times?'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Proof of Being Human

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Remorse code

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

"Try S instead of L."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

'Coffee? Tea? Complimentary orange jumpsuit?'

"I must get a life"

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

"Can we bond later, dad? I'm writing code."

'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."