Coder Muse Gifts

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Jerry Lordan

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Open Source.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'