Coders Gifts

Outsourcing Doskdom

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"