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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

I fart more than that!

Terry had a computer bug.

Baby Screen Time

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Your website or mine?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

If God was a programmer

'Y2K compliance!'

The Moo-Walk

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

This one needs re-booting!

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Computer message reads "You are now not needed."

Binary meditation.