Country Comedians Gifts

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'I kinda did.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

'Don't chew your food.'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"So, what are you doing for the rest of your life?..."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.