Country Comedy Lover Gifts

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'What's the night life-like?

Nice six-pack!

Wagon

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Got any cud flavour?'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks