Country Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'They just don't understand country ways. Next they'll ban us from sleeping with our sisters'

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

Hillbilly mall maps.

'Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ..that was a joke.'

Knock Down - This Billboard only $495.

Farmer

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

'Oi, get a field!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Quick! She's plating up!'

'I never now what to do in the country.'

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

Hay Five

'George heard the country was at war... so he's off to live in the city!'

PICK YOUR OWN

Is she Vogueing at me?

'Who needs apps?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"Giddyup."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'