Country Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'They just don't understand country ways. Next they'll ban us from sleeping with our sisters'

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

Hillbilly mall maps.

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Farmer

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

'Oi, get a field!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Quick! She's plating up!'

'I never now what to do in the country.'

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

Hay Five

'George heard the country was at war... so he's off to live in the city!'

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'Who needs apps?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

"Very few leave the grove!"