Country Humor Pillows

Bless you!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I've been doing sit-ups!

Early American Think tank

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Serves me right for frowning.'

A cow's bedside table.

'Got any cud flavour?'

'It's got all the original features.'

I'm a Smart-Cow!