Country Humor Lovers Pillows

Cow conkers

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Early American Think tank

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

'Got any cud flavour?'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

A cow's bedside table.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'It's got all the original features.'

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

The Assistant

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"This looks like a job for Agman!"