Country Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'Gar?on!'

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

A cow's bedside table.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

The Assistant

This one needs re-booting!

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'