Country Comedy Pillows

'For what we are about to receive...'

'MILK ME!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I've been doing sit-ups!

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

A cow's bedside table.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

That's one harmonious butt hole!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

The Moo-Walk

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

This one needs re-booting!

The Assistant

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

Psst! Stay in character!

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Botox!

Jaeger