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'Gar?on!'

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I've been doing sit-ups!

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Early American Think tank

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

A cow's bedside table.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

I'm a Smart-Cow!

This one needs re-booting!

The Assistant

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!