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"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

Urine Sample.

Psst! Stay in character!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Moo Out Loud

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Towny Music Night.

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

The Invention of Country Music.

Cowpunk

Close, but no cigar!

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

A cow's bedside table.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'