Country Comedy Fan Mugs

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

Urine Sample.

Psst! Stay in character!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Moo Out Loud

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Towny Music Night.

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

The Invention of Country Music.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Cowpunk

Close, but no cigar!

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

A cow's bedside table.

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'