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The Assistant

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

Nice six-pack!

Close, but no cigar!

That's one harmonious butt hole!

A cow's bedside table.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'It's got all the original features.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Psst! Stay in character!

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Well, I'm glad the tumble drier broke, actually!

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."