Rural Comedians Gifts

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"Can you milk a cow?"

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

A middle aged cow.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

This one needs re-booting!

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

Botox!