Country Comedian Gifts

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

A centi-stampede.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

A cow's bedside table.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

That's one harmonious butt hole!

The Moo-Walk

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Farm Humor.

This one needs re-booting!

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!