Country Comedian Gifts

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

A centi-stampede.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

The Moo-Walk

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

A cow's bedside table.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

That's one harmonious butt hole!

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Farm Humor.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

This one needs re-booting!

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Psst! Stay in character!

Botox!