Family Code Enthusiast Gifts

New Cuba Family Code

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'I've turned into my mother.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

Family courts.

The first Da Vinci Code. Dude, where there's a sock on the doorknob, it means I've got a model in here!

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

He crash tests software.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

'Well, little pigs, maybe I couldn't blow your house down .... but I checked with City Hall and found out you guys didn't apply for a building permit ...'

Error 404: Image not Found.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

"She has her father's eyes!"

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

"Thanks and I assure you you picked the right man for the job, Dad."

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."