Building Code Enthusiast Gifts

"I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'