Morse Code Maestro Mugs

Remorse code

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Text Culture

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Target your message

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I play heavy metal.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"Try S instead of L."

Play golf on the billiards table.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."