Morse Code Buff Mugs

Morse for Dogs.

Obsession with the Internet.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

French horn.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Proof of Being Human

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Arturo Sandoval

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Remorse code

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

A cocktail in a tuba

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"Try S instead of L."

Self Checkout

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

"The foghorn is broken."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

Robot Eye Exam

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'