Morse Code Buff T-Shirts

Morse for Dogs.

Obsession with the Internet.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

French horn.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Proof of Being Human

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"This just in. . . It's the END OF THE WORLD!"

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Arturo Sandoval

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Remorse code

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"Try S instead of L."

Self Checkout

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

Date Becomes Wolf

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

"The foghorn is broken."

Robot Eye Exam

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'