Sms Buff Mugs

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Flying in Formation.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Your sister got another promotion."

'I never forget a face.'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

Netflix and chill?

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

World Battery Change