Sms Buff Gifts

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Family Joules: Part 22

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Flying in Formation.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Your sister got another promotion."

'I never forget a face.'

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"I'm Sandman, not Kitty Litter Man, you **** cat!"

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Netflix and chill?

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

"Sorry kid, this job will always be eight percent email."