Bluetooth Buff Gifts

'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Super pets.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Battery Lighthouse

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

The Music Lover.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

Toy Store/Battery Store

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'