Bluetooth Buff Pillows

'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

The Music Lover.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Our 4 Branches of Government

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...