I love Basketball.
Court Master Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful yet fun gift for a court master? Our collection features witty and artistic products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their expertise with a playful twist. Perfect for adding personality to their workspace or relaxing at home, these items are designed to bring a smile to any court master’s face. Whether for a special occasion or just because, find a gift that truly appreciates their unique skills and sense of humor.
'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'
What My Day Feels Like
"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."
Guitar Man.
"I am not asking for directions."
'Their daughter plays the violin.'
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
At the mobile tracking test lab.
"We make crime pay."
Basketball
'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'
'Don't blame the lawyer!'
'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'
'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'
AIDS prevention
"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"
Existential Risk
"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"
"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"
Mouse in an art museum maze.
"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."
Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.
Mouse with map exiting maze.
'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'
"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"
'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'
Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.
From Ant Farm to Ant Condo
"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."
"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."
"I'm sorry I called you boring."
'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'
Court Master Gifts Collection
Court Master Mugs
Looking for more humor-filled mugs for court masters? Check out our collection of witty and charming designs that add a dash of personality to coffee time.
Court Master Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with funny and creative designs perfect for court masters who appreciate a bit of humor in their decor.
Court Master Prints
Decorate with our unique prints that showcase the creative side of court mastery. Perfect for adding personality to any legal space.
Court Master T-Shirts
Find playful t-shirts designed for court professionals. Browse our range of clever and humorous shirts that make a statement in and out of the courtroom.